Size Matters Beanstalk Tee | Gay Bear Pride Men's Tee LGBTQ

Size matters. When it comes to beanstalks, obviously.

This gay bear retelling of Jack and the Beanstalk puts a broad-shouldered bearded muscle bear in denim shorts next to the most impressively proportioned beanstalk in the land. Vintage fairytale poster style on a tee that looks completely innocent until someone reads it properly — and then they absolutely lose it.

The tee that works hardest in a crowded bar, gets the best reactions at Pride, and makes exactly the right people laugh from across the room. Wear it on a night out, a bear run, or any occasion where you want to be the most interesting man in the room without even trying.

A gay bear birthday gift with genuine wit behind it, or a Valentine's treat for the boyfriend who appreciates a man with a good sense of humour and an excellent beanstalk.

A men's fit tee that's completely family friendly. Technically.

Printed and dispatched worldwide — delivered locally to you.

Thank you so much for supporting an independent gay designer — it really means the world. 🐻🏳️‍🌈

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean