Gay Vampire Halloween Shirt Stake in Your Pocket Naughty Tee

Gay Halloween shirt with vampire humour and naughty gay innuendo for men, bears and daddies. A cheeky stake joke tee for Halloween parties and spooky nights. **IS THAT A STAKE IN YOUR POCKET, OR ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME?** We’re going to assume it’s the stake. This cheeky Halloween tee takes the classic “happy to see me” pickup line, adds a vampire-sized piece of wood and leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination. The retro horror artwork features a handsome vintage-style man with a suspiciously positioned wooden stake, bold blood-red typography and an old-school Halloween aesthetic that makes the double entendre impossible to miss. It’s gay Halloween humour exactly as it should be: flirty, camp, slightly filthy and very difficult to explain innocently. Perfect for gay Halloween parties, vampire-themed events, bear nights, gay bars, horror nights or simply attracting the right kind of attention during spooky season. An ideal Halloween gift for a gay boyfriend, husband, bear, daddy, vampire lover or anyone who appreciates a substantial piece of wood. **CARE** Machine wash inside out with similar colours. Wash cold or warm using mild detergent. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the printed artwork. Do not dry clean. Thank you for supporting an **independent gay creator**.