Funny “It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” Santa Crewneck Sweatshirt

Gay Christmas bear T-shirt featuring a cheeky bearded elf holding a giant candy cane and the naughty festive slogan ‘It's Not Going To Lick Itself.’ A bold, playful Christmas shirt for gay bears, daddies and admirers of hairy men.

Bring a little mischief to the festive season with this vintage-inspired Christmas design. Featuring a handsome, muscular, hairy-chested bearded elf in traditional red and green, the artwork combines cheeky adult humour with classic retro Christmas typography.

Perfect for gay Christmas parties, bear gatherings, festive nights out, Secret Santa gifts or anyone who prefers their Christmas humour with a naughty twist.

Whether you're shopping for your bear boyfriend, a handsome daddy, your husband or yourself, this statement tee is designed to get noticed.

• Vintage-style festive elf artwork

• Cheeky ‘It's Not Going To Lick Itself’ slogan

• Ideal for gay bears, daddies and bear admirers

• A fun Christmas gift for him

• Great for festive parties and casual wear

• Free worldwide shipping

Designed by Bearbury Lane, an independent gay-owned creative brand.

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