Blanche Eat Dirt & Die Trash Shower Curtain | Golden Girls

Every morning you deserve to be greeted by the most glamorous woman in television history telling it exactly like it is.

This Golden Girls inspired shower curtain puts Blanche Devereaux — gay icon, gold jewellery, teal blazer, full face and absolutely zero tolerance for nonsense — on your bathroom wall on a bold yellow background that lights up the room like the Lanai on a Miami morning.

Gay home decor for the man who starts every day with Blanche energy and isn't sorry about it. The bathroom statement that tells every guest exactly what kind of household they've walked into before they've even turned the shower on.

An unforgettable housewarming gift for the Golden Girls obsessive moving into his new place, a birthday treat for the gay man whose bathroom has been crying out for a gay icon on the wall, or a Christmas gift for the LGBTQ culture lover who thought he had everything until this moment.

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